Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013
Get the Controlled Releasemug. Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.
Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"
Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"
Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"
by high5er5 January 25, 2012
Get the Controlled Stubblemug. by dsdfdsd May 17, 2021
Get the Controller Playermug. he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very awks when he talks to his crush, reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat
by reynybeyny November 22, 2022
Get the remote controlmug. by My chosen name was taken October 5, 2020
Get the Control Weebmug. by Shreklynn January 20, 2021
Get the Gun controlmug. A systemic effort to rid a neighborhood of undesirables such as the homeless, the poor black or brown people, Jews Asians, artists, musicians, children dogs, birds, butterflies or hedgehogs.
Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.
Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.
The Old Town neighborhood seems to be undergoing a program of pest control. I just heard Julia and her kids were forced out when their apartment lease was not renewed.
by Pinkie_Flamingo April 5, 2022
Get the Pest Controlmug.