A word used to offend people who use the word contarded, because people who use the word contarded obviously do not know that it also offends the person saying the word. Therefore, to point out the user's mistake you use contracontarded to cause confusion, sadness, anger, seizures and at times excessive diarrhea. People who use the word contarded only use it to make people with mental retardation feel even more mentally retarded. So please if you hear a person use the word contarded point out their mistake and call them contracontarded and maybe even cause them to have a seizure.
Kathy: Chris, you do know that what you just said is contarded right?
Chris: You are contracontarded, did you know that ...
Kathy: WHAT? (while having seizure)
Chris: (walks away)
Chris: You are contracontarded, did you know that ...
Kathy: WHAT? (while having seizure)
Chris: (walks away)
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When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.
Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.
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The north was against the institution of slavery, while the south needed slaves in their plantations because they werecrucial to the economy of the south.
The north was against the institution of slavery, while the south needed slaves in their plantations because they werecrucial to the economy of the south.
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Lydia and Brian are walking down an empty road.
B: Why are you hanging onto the hem of my coat?
L: Because I'm small and afraid of getting lost in a crowd.
While Lydia's rationalization makes perfect sense in abstract, in the context of not having a crowd to get lost in, her rationalization is entirely misdirected. The sentence of explanation that precedes the sample dialogue contratextualizes.
B: Why are you hanging onto the hem of my coat?
L: Because I'm small and afraid of getting lost in a crowd.
While Lydia's rationalization makes perfect sense in abstract, in the context of not having a crowd to get lost in, her rationalization is entirely misdirected. The sentence of explanation that precedes the sample dialogue contratextualizes.
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We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.
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