Columbus Man

THE Facebook troll of Columbus, Indiana. Pretends to be a journalist, but usually just posts trash and rumors about events around town.

"What was going on in the parking lot at the high school?"
"I don't know, let me check Columbus Man."

by psawyerscott September 25, 2017

Columbus Coif

A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.

This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.

Hey man, me and my chick just completed the Ohio Trifecta when she let me give her a Columbus Coif.

by Flashtopher May 8, 2018

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 May 12, 2018

Columbian Rudolph

When your nose is red and stuffy at the end of an 8 hour coke binge.

Person 1: hey dude are you sick or something?
Person 2: nah man, just got that Columbian Rudolph.

by Not OSI August 3, 2018

columbie

Columbie's are usually used to describe people with feet sniffing addictions.

Columbie's are also referred to as red booty monkey in South America.

"You have a Feet sniffing addiction you have columbie."

"Oh my God would you look at the size of the columbie on that savage ugly baboon."

by John Kirt August 25, 2018

columbine freaks

The two idiots who pulled the columbine massacre

Shit the columbine freaks are coming after us

by Eugene ligma September 17, 2018

Columbia Vibes

A great clothing brand and has great people that work for them except cash and sometimes jack.

I love my Columbia vibes shirt

by is cheer-leading a sport? October 21, 2019