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Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."
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