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Cock quoits

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.
by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020
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skunk cock

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.
i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.
by m-j-dub October 25, 2007
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grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)
Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.
by daub. April 7, 2008
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Equatorial Cock

A tropical drink made from spiced rum, ginger and lime (banana and passion fruit variations are often promoted by the limp-wristed). Indigenous Caribbean tribesmen believed that drinking an Equatorial Cock was the gateway to cosmic blessing.
Holy Shit! Did you see the fish he caught after drinking an Equatorial Cock
by Slor July 25, 2012
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Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid
I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there
by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014
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Cheese Cock

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.
person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017
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Ciroc Cock

It is the inability of a person to ever achieve an orgasm during sexual intercourse after drinking. In other words you have problems ejaculating
This has been happening for awhile, can you fix your Ciroc cock?
by Palapo April 8, 2019
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