Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Person 1: NIPPLES!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton that grows from a tree
Person 2: Wow

by ChillsCD July 4, 2021

Coconut balls

When a person (man or woman) is so courageous, they can only be described as having balls the size of coconuts.

"Holy shit, he punched that mugger right in the face!"

"Yeah, he's got some coconut balls."

by invisible_23 September 26, 2017

Coconut head

Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria

Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens

by drake'sdaddy April 3, 2024

Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.

You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.

by samuelceazer October 4, 2024

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017

coconut

Da coconut nut is not a nut, and if you eat too much you get very fat

person 1: coconut is da koko fruit from da kokopalm family

by Potato Lord November 21, 2021

coconut nuts

When a guys nuts are so big they can be compared to coconuts.

"Danny has a pair of coconut nuts in dem jeans."

by don'tuseyourrealname558877777 August 26, 2013