choagie

When a girl blows you while a dog eats a hoagie out of her pussy.

"Like Gee Whiz Scoob, Velma gives the best van choagies ever!"

by Martiansuccessor March 17, 2009

choad bag

it is something that keeps fat dicks warm

my mate isaac has one e.g oh my god my choad bag keeps me warm

by p-hillip May 30, 2006

choad

a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

by joe April 7, 2004

choads

two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

by petrers lol April 13, 2005

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Choad

a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 3, 2005

choad tail

a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.

Brian holmes has a choad tail.

by bread infection December 8, 2009