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Chav

A parasitic infection originating in Northern England, but has spread to the whole country and beyond. Chavs will try to mark their territory by attempting to chip down the concrete curb with a hammer to make it easier for Siamese-strollers to get up and down on their daily trips to McDonalds.
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Chav

A: omg look it's a chav
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh
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Chav

An alien-like subspecies of human who disguise themselves as a member of the British Population.

Commonly found speaking Chavish (A Language Based on English Slang terms with a heavy accent)

Chavs can commonly be found dwelling outside of a corner shop clutching a 35p energy drink (or some kind of alchohol) or At a local park, usually injecting or smoking something
S: "When i was walking home today, i saw a chav on spice"
A: "Filthy Bastards"
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Chav

Look at Kyle over there, he's such a Chav
by Katie hopkin's cat July 21, 2020
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Chav

A word used for kids running around the block that have ill manors and are violant.
Chav that means, council housed and voilant
by Big dragon January 21, 2015
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Chav

A ‘Chav’ is someone who smokes weed at kfc car park 24/7. They have lost their virginity at the age of 10-13 and wears fake designer clothes like North Face. Most of chavs live in Devon, Paignton.
Sindy Lu- “ I fucked a chav. Does that make me a chav too?”
Kerrie- “Yes, you skanky chav.”
by Paigntonisachavvyplace May 23, 2018
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chav

A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's sole purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others
After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...
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