Champain

A dumb stupid flat chick who eats frappuccinos

I love champain. Ps. Irving was here

by Yall new daddy July 7, 2020

Champnesia

When a person has too much Champagne and forgets what happens during a certain period of time. Otherwise known as "black-out."

After a full bottle of Champagne on her 50th birthday, she ended up with champnesia.

by Brandoleesh September 10, 2020

Champnesia

The term for not remembering the events during a certain time period due to having too much champagne.

After consuming an entire bottle of champagne she contracted champnesia.

by Brandoleesh September 10, 2020

Catpagned

When your partner has had too much champagne and thinks they are a cat.

My girl got so catpagned, I had to give her scratches and pets.

by DoctorWhoAmI November 17, 2020

Champangry

Happens when champagne makes you angry drunk.

Don't let her drink champagne. One flute and she is champangry.

by Melody Chimes May 30, 2021

champaignlion

One of the lamest individuals on Earth. Thinks hovering a helicopter is hard, but children do it. Acts tough until someone calls him out and he lies to cover his actions. Extreme coward.

Champaignlion is such a scummy coward

by tinychathell November 2, 2021

champany

Champany, being a rare name, is a beautiful one at the very least. Champanys are gorgeous, funny and very cute even right at first sight. When she’s happy, it spreads throughout the room like an infection. She is just as smart as she is hot, and will never let you down if you depend on her for something. If her perfection still isn’t enough for you, champanys have hella ass too. Champanys are the perfect girlfriends, wives and soulmates. You’d be stupid to leave a champany.

There goes champany, the sexiest person on earth… ever.

I wish I could be like champany

by ilovechampany November 23, 2021