champaignlion

One of the lamest individuals on Earth. Thinks hovering a helicopter is hard, but children do it. Acts tough until someone calls him out and he lies to cover his actions. Extreme coward.

Champaignlion is such a scummy coward

champaignlion by tinychathell November 2, 2021

champaignin 

To beershower someone of the opposite sex; usually done in celebratory fashion on the dance floor or some other large social gathering.

"Once Lil John came on, I started Champaignin’ this bitch who was grindin’ on me. "

champaignin by bankz316 October 22, 2013

Champaigning 

Anything that involves a similar effect of opening a bottle of champaigne and having it foam around its neck, or spilling the foam a certain distance away.

The girl was jacking her boyfriend off, and suddenly he started champaigning all over her.

As soon as we walked over the manhole, the lid came off and it started champaigning everywhere.

He champaigned whip cream all over his head with a pressurized can.

Champaigning by Dias_Brazil September 3, 2013

Champaigning 

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1% of a nation's earners. Often done by drinking expensive beverages with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and usually in the total absence of the media's cameras & microphones.

Despite new campaign-financing restrictions, the champaigning has continued, with massive contributions coming from Brand-X, whose CEO Candidate-Y recently appointed as Finance Minister.

Champaigning by NoFeetSmell October 13, 2011