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Carpe Diem

Latin phrase literally meaning "Seize the Day." Has been overcome by idiots saying things such as swag, or yolo. Use this phrase to appear smarter than the common public.
Brandon: Hey, are you going to get the Playstation 4?

Colin: It's a possibility, but probably not...

Brandon: Hey, carpe diem, it could be too late when you want to get it later!

Colin: You're right, maybe I will get it!
by Garnet March 6, 2013
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carpe noctem

Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!
Coders who are lazy during the day and code 'til 5 in the morning! Drink Bawls, stay awake!
by ADXin May 23, 2004
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Carpet Bombing

The act of sending out a large amount of emails to women on a dating site such as "Match.com or "Plenty of Fish". This is accomplished by having several pre-written emails that are copied and pasted with reckless abandon to all potential dates or members of the dating site of the opposite sex, or same sex I guess depending on your persuasion.

The root name "carpet bombing" comes from world war II where B-52's would drop thousands of bombs over a broad area basically laying a carpet of bombs.

Therefore as a bombardier (guy responsible for dropping the bombs from the B-52) would lay a carpet of bombs over a European city one who frequently sends out mass emails to prospective dates on a dating site could also be called a bombardier.
"Hey Steve what are you going to be doing this evening?" "Well Jim I planned on going home from work, grabbing a bear and carpet bombing match.com for a few hours."
"Steve that sounds like fun", Yes it is Jim every time I carpet bomb I get like ten hot women lined up!"
by KevinBonds August 20, 2010
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carpet bombing

during intercourse the guy pulls out early and uses his penis as if it were a pump action shot-gun and blows his nut juice all over the woman's vagina.
guy 1 "..so i fucking pulled out and shot-gunned carpet bombed that bitch!"
guy 2 "nice"
by Jizzychef May 14, 2005
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carpet kid

A special ed student. So called because special ed classrooms are, in many schools, the only carpeted ones.
"He's going into the white room with all the pillows; he must be a carpet kid."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
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peanut butter in the carpet

After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.
My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.
by Rut#l3$$ June 28, 2008
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carpethead

n. A slang term for an African Amercian. The word is derived from the typical feature of blacks which have kinky hair.
Look at that carpethead nigger!
by niggamac July 6, 2006
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