A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023
by B, Major Guy January 09, 2021
Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)
by B, Major Guy January 09, 2021
by Blues Fan1111 August 09, 2021
Definition: A word used to describe something excellent, top-tier, or outstanding.
Origin: A revival of an old-school term for greatness, making a comeback in modern slang.
Origin: A revival of an old-school term for greatness, making a comeback in modern slang.
“That trip was absolutely capital.”
“That concert was capital, mate.”
“You’ve got a capital idea right there.”
“This burger? Capital.”
“The vibes? Simply capital.”
“That concert was capital, mate.”
“You’ve got a capital idea right there.”
“This burger? Capital.”
“The vibes? Simply capital.”
by SBellBook88 February 17, 2025
"Jerry, old sport, I just made 100 dollars from my investment in that new company Henry Ford Motors."
Jerry: "Capital!"
Jerry: "Capital!"
by MegaToad January 17, 2022