Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 01, 2005

Gold Caps

A term used for magical mushrooms, also known as shrooms

yo dude you got them gold caps?
yeah man i do and i tripped hella balls

by nebraskan stoner April 04, 2008

CAPS AIDS

The inability to stop typing in caps.

dude, why are you yelling at me?
I'M NOT. I HAVE CAPS AIDS.

by Aki Morte April 06, 2011

Caps locker

Caps locker is someone who writes everything using upper case. Usually they're dumb, misspell a lotta words and can't make a right sentence 'cause they can't speak English very well.

Caps locker: HEY PAL, YOUR MOTHER SUCKED MY BALS YESTEERDAY, IT IS GREAT SUCKER, YOUR MOTHER SHE IS.

Cool dude: lol, you DO suck.

by Tragicomic December 29, 2008

yashins cap

A rectum

I ate Chinese yesterday and got a really burny yashins cap

by DatGuySjojz January 26, 2018

mono cap

when someone is trying to enter a list of numbers and is taking a really long time.

jeez, that was a mono cap for sure.

by Apollo graham January 28, 2021

rotating caps

This is seen mainly in Xbox gamertags. People will make a gamertag such as xXxLeGiTsNiPeRxXx, which has rotating caps. This is basically when there is a word or phrase that alternates between lowercase and uppercase letters.

Jeff: Hey add me on Xbox Live
John: Alright, what's your gamertag?
Jeff: xXxLeGiTsNiPeZxXx
John: ... are you serious...
Jeff: What?
John: You have rotating caps in your gamertag...
Jeff: 1v1 me!

by ObamacareIsAnOxymoron January 05, 2014