Shotgun Candy

The act of committing suicide by blowing one's brains out with a shotgun.

Did you hear about Ted in the sales department? He took the easy way out by swallowing a mouthful of shotgun candy last night. Lucky bastard.

by Tony Malice November 6, 2009

Rubens Candy

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.

"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"

by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007

Rare Candy

one of a kind person who is desirable.

look at that rare candy

by Jmeee September 2, 2010

Faggot candy

Gay dude's Sperm.

Jeffery was blowing me and he begged me to shoot my faggot candy all over his face.

by emoavon May 4, 2009

trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.

My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!

by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023

Nose Candy

A slang term for cocaine.

Bro, Adam and I just hit the Nose Candy!

by didegerdoo2112 November 1, 2019

candy packed

Some one who has a lot of cocaine.

"Is that a lot of cocaine?" "Yes, you donkey brained bastard I'm candy packed!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017