carpetrification

Five minutes after cleaning your carpet floor there is already dirt, lent, and hair on it. The only way to get rid of this condition is by burning your carpet.

Jim - Wow man how do you keep your carpet soooo clean?
John - ha, its clean now but wait five minutes i have a horrible case of carpetrification!
Jim - Dude thats horrible, I use to have the same problem but i ended up burning my carpet.
John - yeah i heard that's what you had to do.

by Giordano (Moogan) June 26, 2008

carpetfest

The opposite of a sausagefest. When chicks significantly outnumber dudes.

I went to the AXO houseparty last night and it was a total carpetfest. Girl-on-girl action everywhere.

by Mrogasm April 23, 2009

Carpet Water

The product of slurping up the liquids from a hairy vagina.

Guy: I'm thirsty for some carpet water.
Girl: I can quench your thirst.

by Duo AM September 13, 2010

Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 9, 2011

carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

Carpet-bagging

The lesbian version of "tea-bagging"

Elizabeth May and Libby Davies are carpet-bagging vigorously.

by The Disasterbater August 23, 2012

carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

by badjoe117 August 9, 2016