Cactus

A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.

"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"

by Cactus47 June 29, 2015

Cactus

Offers nothing, poisonousness to everyone

Claudia the cactus pricked everyone at pratice

by Tevez1 November 24, 2015

Cactus owl

Someone who abandons you to go hang out with other people.

Rick left our party to go hang out with some guy from out of town. What a cactus owl!

by Deepnacho December 25, 2015

Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.

Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*

by Rhukebab January 26, 2016

cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

Cactus Hoe

A Bitch/Hoe who has not shaved in some time, and the hair that is growing back has a similar texture to cactus thorns.

Laquanda: DAYMN TYRONE, you can see them prickles through thats bitches jeans !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.

by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016

cactus

An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.

Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses

by Twilight_Eclipse September 5, 2016