A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...
Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO
by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019
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DON'T BE SUCH A CALEB!
by CreepyCole May 24, 2011
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by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013
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He usually doesn't hang out with "Friends" because he doesn't have any
He only goes outside to play pokemon go and only goes to partys when his mom makes him.
Freshmen in highschool
Has small penis
He usually doesn't hang out with "Friends" because he doesn't have any
He only goes outside to play pokemon go and only goes to partys when his mom makes him.
Freshmen in highschool
Has small penis
by Kylee Sanders is dumb June 7, 2017
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person 1: Who's that?
person 2: It's just Caleb Brown.
person 1: He's STICC, what does he eat?
person 2: Saltines with milk.
person 2: It's just Caleb Brown.
person 1: He's STICC, what does he eat?
person 2: Saltines with milk.
by 84975 January 21, 2018
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