Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020

Cuntard

A fucking asshole driver who cuts you off but then drives really slow.

Can you believe this cuntard,fucking cut me off then go way slow like that!

by Azdragonmaster June 13, 2022

Cuntarded

(Cun•tar•did)

1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.

2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.

Example for Definition 1;

Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.

Example for Definition 2;

Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.

by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011

chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

Cuptard

A different form of the popular insult retard.

Bernard - Hey, look at my veruca!

Betty - Ew Bernard, your such a cuptard!

by CharDUST May 1, 2009

Cuntard

A female cunt out in public with her bastard child.

That stupid cuntard just walked in front of our car.

by CrazyCarolina July 30, 2015

custardmonkey

The 'child' of a member of the caucasian and of the negroid races.

we found them totally birdbathed on hamster's rucksack, wandering round the city like a couple of custardmonkeys.

by the right royal Dan meadow and his emperical majes November 7, 2003