The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.
Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"
Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"
Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"
**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"
Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"
**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
by eLMacK September 23, 2011
Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."
Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."
Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."
by Cyborg Johnny August 05, 2015
When an ex or current partner begins adding your social media friends to their account without your knowledge.
Lori is again on her mission of friend creep. This past week she has added 10 of my friends on different social media sites.
by Mr. Creston July 23, 2013
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
by lilyofthevalley22 June 18, 2012
by La Tortuga Grande January 11, 2014
A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?
Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
by aeiou102 October 31, 2022
Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
by kidlvr April 16, 2019