No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"

No Condom Forever, or what ever black panther said.

by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023

condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.

"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"

by hahhaahhahaah April 29, 2016

Vietnamese Condom

A condom that has been washed and reused several times.

Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.

Don't fuck her she's like a Vietnamese condom.

by b@dch0ices October 22, 2020

Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.

Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020

chainsaw condom

just a big F@cking hassle.

From chainsaw (f@cking) condom (a hassle)

While you can make money with this job, it is still a chainsaw condom.

by High strength nuts September 11, 2019

Condom-shooter

The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.

Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"

Jacob: "is that a drink"

Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014

pop a condom

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.

1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....

by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013