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Broken Wheels 

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
Broken Wheels by LessOffensive March 14, 2011

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.
Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
broken pecker by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

broken yoyo 

Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.
broken yoyo by brokenyoyo January 18, 2015

broken jumper 

When your dick is to small to even work
broken jumper by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

broken toilet 

When an asian girl invites you over for anal
Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET
broken toilet by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016

Broken Oreo 

When a three some involves; man, man, woman vs. Man, woman, man. In that order. So that the pieces of the Oreo are mixed up.
We turned our three way into a Broken Oreo.
Broken Oreo by JoeyLowey January 21, 2017