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bradley

refers to an individual who is exceedingly proficient in the art of performing "The Bat-Wing." (where ones scrotum is stretched out flat, to the brink of rupturing the scrotum and ejecting ones testicle, using two hands to replicate the image of a bat's wing.) Bradleys can work in teams either by presenting a series of "bat-wings" and performing choreographed routines; or by having multiple bradleys applying force to one bradleys scrotum to achieve what is known in the industry as a "Super Bat-Wing."
"That guy really pulled an accidental Bradley on himself yesterday when he didn't realise that his scrotum was caught in the rear sprocket of his motorcycle! It was stretched out that far I could read the label of the oil bottle on the other side through the skin!"
by screaming axe wound February 6, 2010
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bailey

A badass dude who will kill you right then if you get to close or break all your bones and leave you in a ditch to rot until you die
by grim jack April 27, 2017
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Bailey

Bailey has a big Bailey
by ThicccNibba May 27, 2018
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Bradley

I hate Bradley that’s that he’s a prick what a wankstain i hope he gets crippling constipation , unless your called brad stevens then ur alright
U no brad?
Yh yh

The neeky one yh
Yh that fuckin twat Bradley

Not brad stevens tho he good
by I hate Bradley September 12, 2020
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Vera Bradley

An overpriced grandma brand that sells stuff with flowers on it and every young teen has it as a social status
WOW!, That gurl has Vera Bradley she’s so cool
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Bailey Schneider

take a shit on a wind shield of a car and wait for it to slide all the way down
Damn I took the fattest Bailey Schneider on that Audi over there!
by Mr Poop Head November 11, 2013
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bradley and chloe

A Bradley with a Chloe is perfectly imperfect. Someone very unique. They find to be very addicted to eachother like a drug, or chocolate on a diet. All though it doesn't harm or hurt you in the end it's actually pretty good for you. They share something special. These two are an on point brew together. The slight bicker will always end with a joke or a laugh or even a kiss.. chadley makes sence. there always in there own little world together.... but that's love isn't it.
by Missrosex January 30, 2017
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