both earrings

Left ear is gay. Right ear is okay for the most part. Both is rather Normal

He has Both earrings and he is cutez

by Stephen Wardell Curry August 27, 2018

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

Botch

The most angry word you have in the back of your head when you're so pissed off you don't know what to say.

Damn, Mr. Teacher botched me so bad last night!

by Mikamus September 21, 2005

the phone works both ways

An infamous line used by elders & parents frequently in order to push the responsibility to maintain a healthy relationship between the two.

child: grandma ! i haven’t seen you in so long
grandma: well the phone works both ways though kiddo.
child: *thought* what ??

by turkeyburgersavage June 22, 2023

Botchbud

Pal of Botch usually found in the same school and in the same town in which Botch is in

by botchbud September 17, 2003

botherese

A cluster of annoyances. Endless chatter from a dumbass, unpaid bills, car trouble, the boss in your face.

"Don't you be getting all up in me with your botherese."

"I need a serious break from all this botherese."

by katya charms January 6, 2005

botchnocket

One of the worlds most effective knots created most often with high-tensile yarn and hot glue. Archeologists has uncovered botchnockets created with hemp, silk, and even human hair but the element of hot glue remains the same.

The bridge was held together with a well placed botchnocket.

by Brandon Shepherd November 22, 2007