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Boston Pancake

latin: Botolph Crustum

Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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Boston Latin School

Apparantly the first school in America, but that's okay. Founded in 1635. Also called BLS. GO WOLFPACK!!!!!!!!!!
Sixth grader: I got accepted to Boston Latin School!
Mom: Wow good job honey it's the first school in the country!
by ebkf May 1, 2005
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Boston College

A prestigious university located right outside of Boston in beautiful, Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. Also known as BC. Boston College is likely the most academically and athletically well rounded school in the country: ranking in the top forty for academics and high in the top twenty five for every major sport and even some club sports. The students at Boston College are smart, athletic, and attractive. BC often gets a bad rep for preppy, rich, popped collar wearing pricks. While these students exist, they are in the minority and nobody hangs out with them anyways. This reputation likely originates from jealous students at other universities. Students at Notre Dame, a very similar university, put too much faith in Notre Dame’s slightly better rank on most lists of the top academic schools, and now are stuck in the middle of a corn field with nothing better to do then hate on BC. Students at Boston University think they have a rivalry with us, but this is impossible because they don’t have any sports teams. These BU students likely hate on BC and make comparisons to our school because of rampant feelings of inferiority circulating throughout their “campus”. The students at BU pay the same tuition as the students at BC, however this does not make them our equals; the BU students are inferior to BC students in almost every way (namely intelligence, appearance, athleticism, and personality). Students at BC rarely hang out with students at BU and those who do are mainly misguided freshmen who make the mistake of going to a BU frat party (which are all terrible: less booze, more baggage, and a whole lot of ugly chicks), and who will likely never return to BU again. Students at BU are not welcome at BC because they are annoying and obsess over BC, feebly trying to bash BC at every opportunity. The BC – BU relationship is confined to three times a year when we play them in hockey. Usually at some point during BC home hockey games versus BU, the BC fans get fed up with the BU fans and start chanting “safety school”. This is mean but it is also true. The majority of the Massachusetts natives at BC used BU as their safety school. Hopefully, eventually, the BU students will catch on and stop bothering us. Both of these schools hate on BC on a regular basis, however, BC rarely bothers to defend itself. We are more mature than that, and we are too busy partying, and attending sporting events against teams we play on more than a semi-regular basis (like Duke, Virginia, Wake Forest, and Florida State).
Student at BU/Notre Dame: Where do you go to school?
Student at BC: I go to Boston College.
Student at BU/Notre Dame: LOL ROFL OMG WTF BC SUCKS, {insert school} IS SO MUCH BETTER {insert petty insult}.

Student at BC: Where do you go to school?
Student at BU/Notre Dame: I go to BU/Notre Dame.
Student at BC: Oh, Ok. Well I’m going to go pre-game for the basketball game and then later I’m going to a party on Comm Ave where I will probably make out with a hot freshman chick.
by Calspeaksthetruth December 29, 2005
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Boston College

Not a college, but a university and not located in Boston, but just outside. A prestigious Jesuit institution that is very competitive, and is referred to as BC for short.
Student 1: I'm so excited I got into BC!
Student 2: Whatever...I'm going to Boston University.
Student 1: Really? Sucks to B.U.!!
by WorD October 14, 2004
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Boston Steam Cleaver

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.
The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.
by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009
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Boston Bitch Face

A look of bitterness, self-centeredness and sense of entitlement common among the native females of Boston.

Men who are white, > 6' tall and appear to have $$$ are slightly less likely to receive the BBF. If you are a racial or ethnic minority you have encountered the BBF many times just for walking on the same sidewalk as these women or having the misfortune of being too close to them on a crowded train.
The BBF can be found across many demographics, but more so among the following 2 groups:

1)Women in their mid 20’s - 30’s. They're usually the overachieving, working their way up the corporate ladder types. They are too busy to appreciate life and are in definite need of a good rogering. They hit their mid 30’s, realize they are single, hear the clock ticking and loosen up a bit.

2)College girls. Typically socially retarded outside of their small circle of friends, they are completely unable to entertain the possibility that cool people exist outside of said sphere. However, since they are so retarded, it is rather easy to engage them in conversation and possible sex when they are stumbling around the city shit faced during the weekends.

Most have no discernable traits that would justify such attitude. They are a major irritation for the male population and cause many to overindulge at the city’s many drinking establishments. Fortunately, many of these same establishments are frequented by out of staters and foreign tourists, who have a much more genteel disposition.
Dude #1: Hey, let's go talk to those two yoga-mat carrying, wine drinking honeys!

Dude #2: Dude, whattya crazy?! They got the raging Boston Bitch Faces going!

Dude #1: True! Let's get a shot and wait for the drunk BU skanks to show up.

Dude #2 Word!
by DirtiDimitri February 19, 2011
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Boston plunger

When a male takes a shit in a females mouth, then plunges it down with his dick
John - "Hey Sally, want to try something new in the bedroom tonight?"

Sally - " How 'bout you give me a Boston plunger?"
by uncle chewbacca June 21, 2011
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