Twister Blister

When someone beats ur dick so hard the penis comes off

Dayton gave me the best twister blister ever

by LongBoi_Manson October 11, 2019

Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

Blit

A single hemorrhoid that protrudes from an ass hole. Looks much like a clit, except its on a butt instead of a pussy. Otherwise known as a butt clit.

She was licking my blit just like it was a pussy!

by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009

blista

in reference to your significant other, mostly suggesting they are annoying you like a blister.

Hey you wanna drink vodka and play nazi zombies, tonight?

No man i got to hang with the blista tonight.

by bhill777 July 26, 2009

blithering oaf

A highly insulting term for a doofus driving instructor, especially ones with Hanson style nonce hair worth £100

you blithering oaf, get out of the road as I hit the gas!

by thruuth May 19, 2011

blexting

Communicating with a third party via SMS while performing the act of fellatio.

Person A: "We just got back to his place...Gah."
Person B: "Gah? You best not be blexting. Bad form!"

by oban89 August 5, 2012

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 7, 2005