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thunder bitchin'

When something is lame, but really fucking cool at the same time.
"Yo dude you see that dog wearing sicc ass sunglass riding a skateboard?"
'Yea Bro, that's thunder bitchin'"
by Dog Bone1 December 30, 2016
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Metal Bitchin’

Describes cool, yet shitty things
Alondra: live life to the fullest just to die by a furry what a way to go.
Aiden: metal bitchin’
by Cute brown girl March 13, 2018
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The BitchinYeoman

When a male poker player inserts huge black anal beads in their ass then using their handheld Muppet, rip them out at the speed of light. The corresponding pain and sound of a chainsaw starting up is the ritualistic mating call for all other terrible poker players, forcing them to converge on his location and dump their entire poker life savings into his lap. The act of performing the BitchinYeoman has helped the most basic and non-intelligent of poker players amass huge bankrolls. Only the most dedicated and luckiest of players will perform this ritual in an effort to call down the poker gods and have them lay fortune at their feet. Having large amounts of disposable income or having married into even more is also beneficial.
"Hey honey, there is a huge poker game at Johnny's tonight. Can you help me lube up these beads so I can perform the BitchinYeoman before I leave?"
by CheddarThief April 14, 2020
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Pimp Bitchin'

When something is Awesome or Cool.
Person #1: "Have you seen my new car?"
Person #2: "Yeah bro, it's Pimp Bitchin'"
by Daada420 July 13, 2021
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sgunabe bitchin

It’s gonna be bitchin, but way cooler
Duude this is sick
ikr sgunabe bitchin
by zaworldo July 24, 2021
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Itch bitchin

When you are pissed off at your boyfriend for cheating on you but you haven’t fully given up on men so you are itchin to be with a bitch
Tanya: OMG did you hear that Justin cheated on Samantha?
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.
by Chiccaa November 6, 2021
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Fat Bitchin

When a plus sized woman does the most for attention in any aspect of life.
“Hay guys look what my fat ass can do!” The BBW yelled as she hit a split in a see through dress. There she goes fat bitchin again.
by LivWild November 19, 2021
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