chode biscuit

The pasty substance made with powder after a sweaty day that is found on a man's chode.

My chode biscuits always stain my underwear in the summertime.

by Niecee May 12, 2006

Biscuit farmer

A term used on UKChatterbox by the site filter to mask the word TWAT

Oi you Biscuit farmer

by Stevie1978 October 17, 2008

nostril biscuit

a handkerchief

A nostril biscuit is intended for sopping up nostril gravy (snot).

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Pumping out the bisquick

Masturbation, whacking it, blowing your load, jerking off, milking the lizard, cumming, pouding your pud, jizzing, strokin it, spanking the monkey, flogging your molly, paddle the pickle, wanking, rubbing one out, the big O, playing the skin flute, making toilet babies, releasing the kraken, jacking off, choking the chicken, shooting your pistol, beating the bishop, bust your nuts, jerkin the gherkin, getting your rocks off, slaying the dragon

Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick

by keightisgreight December 8, 2010

Biscuit

What you risk it for...

Risk it for a biscuit

by SuperCam December 16, 2014

2 piece and a biscuit

Hitting somebody really hard, punching somebody down

Dawg he hit you wit dat 2 piece and a biscuit

by Sexy_Red June 10, 2004

Salty Biscuit

a group of lads wanking over a biscuit, last one to come has to eat the biscuit.

"i need a wank"
"letds play salty biscuit"
"okay :)"

by hannahahahahahha August 18, 2008