Bibleness

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.

Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness

by Gronimal September 20, 2010

bible fool

A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.

Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.

by myspecialmagic October 18, 2016

Bibile

A perverted version of the Bible

I read the Bibile it was wonderful

by Htfoffrijehusggtdt November 29, 2016

Bible Name Bingo

When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.

Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.

by foodboy96 February 21, 2017

Bible Pass

When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her

Damn look at her that girl is my bible pass i only got one and she my man is it

by Diablo De Azule April 5, 2017

bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"

I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours

by Vandei April 16, 2017

Bibleistic

How the extra cool kids say "of the bible"

Look at all those animals sitting there in twos... It's so bibleistic!

by Stephwtf May 21, 2018