Bearded Nelson

Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.

This look us often paired with a mullet.

Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.

by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 27, 2012

beard horizon

The point in beard growth when the length is beyond stubble or stylishly short fuzz, and a decision must be made to trim, shave, or let it grow.

A secondary characteristic of many beard horizons is, as the length becomes more noticeable, it can become more distracting or annoying...such as with moustache hair that curls over the upper lip, or chin hair that is frequently messed with.

This douchey chinstrap is gettin' kind of burly...think I've hit beard horizon.

Hey, Justin...your carefully cultuvated "fashionably unkempt" party stubble is turning into a full-blown hipster face-wig. I think you blew past beard horizon some time during a weekend PBR bender.

by lordjupiter December 9, 2012

beardiculture

The art of beard grooming and maintenance.

I think your mangy-ass face would benefit from a little lesson in beardiculture.

by frankfuta April 4, 2013

beardfilter

The ability of a beard to filter out attention from potentially unwanted admirers.

If you can get through my beardfilter then there might just be a beardsnuggle in your future.

by qofd January 3, 2014

beardsicle

The icicles that grow on a beard when it's exposed to snow.

I grew an impressive crop of beardsicles while shovelling the driveway this morning.

by qofd January 3, 2014

beard second

The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.

That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!

by Thinkingray May 16, 2014

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.

I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.

by bkmon3y April 30, 2014