The Sex Beatles

The best band of all time.
or alternatively, the best band name of all time.

Derived from the two greatest band names, "The Beatles" and "The Sex Pistols."

Yeah, those guys rock, but they sure aint no Sex Beatles.

by Sex Beatle October 4, 2004

Beadle

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.

"That Beadle is some kinda wonderful."

"Don't mess that Beadle, the kids got mad intellect."

by IAMBEADLE October 21, 2008

beadle's handful

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).

I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

Beazlebub

The Great Imposter, faker and deciever, of otherwise good men, whose job it is is to thankfully keep us honest. He is not real, though believing him to be so, he will convince you he is and you will then believe it is so. The unholy sleep he induces can indeed deepen, but can never fully take one over without chance of waking, as nothing can lie outside of Infinite Love & Intelligence. Nightmares are infinite though also, and should be avoided at all costs.

Beazlebub is able to impersonate most politicians, some lawyers, too many doctors, Generals & Majors, bosses IN general, priests and holy men of every faith... Basically, anyone who thinks he's in charge but really isn't and has convinced himself he believes he is. Philosophers, psychologists, scientists and "school" "teachers" of all sorts (yes, even kindergarden teachers)... In short, he runs the world as we know it but, thank Dee-vine Providence, not as it truly is.

by Prof. Osled October 11, 2007

joshing your bagles

just joking.

i was just joshing your bagles!

by hellomotherf**ker July 16, 2011

Bagley

To bother people for no reason and being a idiot

Why are u bagleyin me

by Kyshah March 25, 2007

The Beatles

What can you say about the best band in the history of the everything? There were "one of the most commercially successful and critically acclaimed acts in the history of popular music", (Wikipedia) but they were more than that. They inspired people everywhere with messages to "Let it Be" and "Work it out". From 1962, the band consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

They all played a variety of instruments. Depending on the tone and beat of the song, either Paul or John would usually sing. The faster beat songs were generally John, and the slower, lovey songs were usually Paul. Some songs included the harmonica (played by John), so Paul usually sang those, but occasionally John would switch between vocals and harmonica, like in "I Should Have Known Better". George and Ringo had their share of songs, too. I think George's most famous song is "Here comes the Sun" and Ringo's most well-known is "Yellow Submarine".

The Beatles acted in two movies, chronologically, "A Hard Day's Night" and "Help". They performed select songs in both.

The world died a little inside when the Beatles disbanded in 1970. They all started solo careers; Paul starting Wings with his wife Lynda.

John was killed in 1980 by Mark David Chapman in front of his home, the Dakota, in New York; George died in 2001 from cancer. Paul and Ringo are still living to this day. Some people say that they're dying in order of talent, but I say that they each played a special and necessary part in the Beatles and were all equally influential in changing the world.

I love the Beatles. I'm just going to say that straight out right now, if you haven't already realized that. The Beatles changed the world with their influence. Beatles forever - Strawberry Fields Forever!

by EmmaLouLove April 29, 2011