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Beazlebub 

The Great Imposter, faker and deciever, of otherwise good men, whose job it is is to thankfully keep us honest. He is not real, though believing him to be so, he will convince you he is and you will then believe it is so. The unholy sleep he induces can indeed deepen, but can never fully take one over without chance of waking, as nothing can lie outside of Infinite Love & Intelligence. Nightmares are infinite though also, and should be avoided at all costs.
Beazlebub is able to impersonate most politicians, some lawyers, too many doctors, Generals & Majors, bosses IN general, priests and holy men of every faith... Basically, anyone who thinks he's in charge but really isn't and has convinced himself he believes he is. Philosophers, psychologists, scientists and "school" "teachers" of all sorts (yes, even kindergarden teachers)... In short, he runs the world as we know it but, thank Dee-vine Providence, not as it truly is.
Beazlebub by Prof. Osled October 11, 2007
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1. An adorable himbo from Obey Me SWD.

2. A name for the devil.
OM Player: "Beelzebub is so sweet! I love him so much."

Non-OM Player: "What??"
Beelzebub by Leviachan April 27, 2021

Beelzebubba 

Stay away from Beelzebubba, or your cornhole will smell like brimstone for weeks.
He has a devil put aside for me. For me. For meeeeeeeee.
*AIR GUITAR*

Nothing really matters to me.
Beelzebub by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004

beelzebubba 

Run away from Beelzebubba, or your cornhole will smell like brimstone for days!
beelzebubba by Discord May 13, 2005

Beelzebubba 

A late-80s punk rock album by the music group Dead Milkmen
The Dead Milkmen toured Athens, GA, promoting their new album 'Beelzebubba'.
Beelzebubba by Blzbba March 30, 2009
Queen Crimson, Mistress of Flies, and Queen Hug Bug. She is almost worth being trapped in the eternal void.
Fun fact Beelzebub has bigger tits than Lucy herself. Don't get lost in them lest you want to stay in the endless void beneath hell.
Beelzebub by HedheryDredgery March 26, 2021
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