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Boner Battle

A game where a group of guys watch porn and whoever gets a boner first loses.
I won the boner battle! Maybe I watch too much porn...
by anonyhorny October 23, 2009
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battle toad

noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: war pig

the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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battlemech

1.Giant human controlled robot in a series of almost space opera style games, books and boardgames.
Its made from a skeleton of metal (titanium foam) and powered by a fusion reactor which gives it all the power it needs for its many weapons (missiles, lasers, autocannons, flamethrowers, etc.). The drawback is that when using a weapon the reactor has to increase the power output resulting in a wave of heat created inside the 'mech. This is the limiting factor from firing off all the weapons all the time. A human sits inside the mech, usually the head, and controls the machine via joysticks and a neuro interface much like a miniature CAT scan. The interface (basically a big heavy helmet that scans their brain) allows the driver to use their own inner ear to control the massive gyro inside the mech. This means no falling on the face. Which would suck. They usually have forward canted legs (man-walker) or backward canted legs (chicken-walker). A rare few have 4 legs. They weigh between 20 and 100 tons and, unlike anime-styled robots, the physics of the real world hold true. A 100 tonner turns like a drunken moose in the vidgames.
2. a game/book relating to the above robot.
I played so many battlemech games I became a pathetic loser.
by jpoo November 3, 2003
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Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

The reason my gamecube died of abuse,overuse,and non-neglection
My chao are so tired of my playing this game,that there are 4 million glitches in a 1-hour play.
knuckles is so sexy in this game!Tails is too!!The only sucky character is big cause you see his fat ass in the plots but you cant play with his cock lookin ass.

RIGHT ON SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE!!!!
by lannatheechidna January 17, 2007
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savage the battle for newerth

A free to download MMORPG and FPS game where you can be either player and help your multiplayer team or you can command a team of either human or beast to glory. This game is rated higher then Counter-strike by 99% of game-magazines and became a freeware in 2005. Type "Savage the battle for newerth download" into google to download the game along with SFE(Savage-full-enhancement). Savage 2 will be released any-time now but it wont be free- well for a year at least. It's a multiplayer game so if you have NO CONNECTION TO THE INTERNET THERE IS NO OFFLINE MODE!!! AND IF YOU ARE NOT FROM EUROPE, AMERICA OR SE ASIA DO NOT INSTALL IN UNLESS YOU HAVE SUPER FAST BROADBAND...
savage the battle for newerth is 100 times better then CS and I played both... It's also hack-proof.
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Battlecruiser

An air unit on Starcraft. Advanced Technological warship that requires a starport (to build), attached control tower, and a science facility with an attached physics lab. Used with proper support, this is one of the most powerful units in Starcraft.

HP: 500
Armor: 3 (Heavy)
Air Dmg.: 25
Land Dmg.: 25
Attack Range: 6
Mineral cost: 400
Gas Cost: 300
Time to build: 133
Yamato Cannon: 260 dmg. Range 10.
Korean #1: Build battlecruisers.
American: I don't have a starport yet. The Game has gone on for 23 seconds.
Korean #2: Stupid round-eye.
Korean #1: Yeah! High five!

*slap*
by dirtygerman55 September 1, 2008
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Battle Whore

A battle whore is an older woman (Usually around the age of someones grandmother) that dresses like she is still 17 and is a complete slut. Also she must have a few scars, wrinkles, or other noticeable blemishes of some kind. Similar to a Cougar but much more cock-hungry.
Guy #1: So last night I was at the bar and this old lady kept winking at me.

Guy #2: Eww, so what did you do?

Guy #1: I did what any drunk guy would do....

Guy #2: .......?

Guy #1: I slayed that Battle Whore.
by Mattock January 21, 2010
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