Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.
After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.
by limitbreaker9000 February 2, 2019
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Get the 5 base mug.1. A term used to describe the positions of aircraft approaching final approach courses for parallel runways from opposite sides of the final approach courses. For example, an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27R from the NORTH and an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27L from the south would be on opposing bases. Base legs refer to the portion of the pattern prior to turning onto final. 2. The name of a podcast about air traffic hosted by AG and RH.
1. I was flying into Greensboro and the awesome air traffic controller had me aimed directly at the aircraft to the parallel runway; I am glad they know how to apply the separation rules for opposing bases so we didn't get too close!
2. I was listening to "Opposing Bases" yesterday and really enjoyed the show!
2. I was listening to "Opposing Bases" yesterday and really enjoyed the show!
by hamptonATC January 6, 2018
Get the opposing bases mug.1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)
by SUNNARD July 5, 2016
Get the The Bases (reinvented) mug.When two bros are stationed at separate military bases, but are attempting to get stationed together.
Dude, when we base-up we'll get into all sorts of shit together.
I'm telling you, we're gonna rip it up as a wingman duo.
I'm telling you, we're gonna rip it up as a wingman duo.
by D audi March 12, 2012
Get the Base-Up mug.When you’re being yourself, not caring what others think, but are causing people around you to feel ashamed.
That poem you posted in discord was based cringe, Anon…
Calling yourself “based” is “based cringe”.
This guy is really pouring his heart out to this e-girl… talk about based cringe.
Calling yourself “based” is “based cringe”.
This guy is really pouring his heart out to this e-girl… talk about based cringe.
by xTyphoon September 7, 2021
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