I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”

Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”

by Kokichi Toes March 20, 2024

dirty bardiya

when a person hides in little kids closets and masturbates to them while they sleep. And in the morning when the minor gets out of bed he whips it out and bangs it till there's no tomorrow.

Girl: Where were you last night?
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!

by MinorLicker2.0NamedBardiyaS March 21, 2024

Austin Baird

The art of eating pussy on your knees

Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl

BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night

Noah: Thats sick asf

by Guccin Mane April 29, 2024

jordan bardella

a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.

He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.

He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.

Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.

I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...

by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025

Big Bardatism

People who love the character Big Barda and has autism

I have Big Bardatism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 29, 2025

Kashin Bardashian

A video game app for iPhone or Samsung….kinda like dodgeball. Cartoon characters (like jris kenner) try to dodge kash instead of balls. When the player hits the dodging character…they yell out things like “cool…now I can get my 3 year old granddaughter a makeup contract. Shit like that.

I got the high score on kashin bardashian…playing on my iPhone in traffic.

by theBlackSheep January 3, 2026

Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.

"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"

by Copperfield February 17, 2009