the balboa

When you masturbate with a boxing glove while watching one of the six Rocky films.

I blew a Rocky-sized load after a long session of the balboa.

by seanatron December 12, 2008

balloon gulper

the act of a female sucking the cum out of a condom after the man has ejaculated in it.

Jeremy was pleased to find out after his first sexual experience with Jen that she was a real deal balloon gulper.

by mike f August 22, 2004

Baldock

a small town in north hertfordshire. fuck all ever happens, leading to the nickname "baldcok" as it is so bad. filled to the brim with bullshitters (coppin) who think they're hard. hopefully he'll leave soon, or die of chronic boredom. dominated by tesco.

Welcome to Baldock, the muff capital of the world, stick your wellies on lads because you'll be knee deep in clunge as soon as you get step into this clunge-ridden town. the weather is usually shit...so put up your brollies since you'll be dripping in fanny!

fuck off mate, stop lying.

by G.O.C August 21, 2009

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

by WI Pharter April 16, 2009

balionk

A dirty ho who cheats on you to have sex with you mother!

You are such a Balionk!

by Megan Skogsbergh April 16, 2005

Balloon expression

An extreme overreaction to a surprise or situation. It can also be seen in a picture titled Dont drop the balloon on funnyjunk.com.

(maury show) Josh you are the father! *Balloon expression*

I had a major balloon expression when I found out bob was gay.

Dont drop the balloon!! *Balloon expression*

by Jr-homicide May 22, 2009