Face Boning

When someone constantly checks their facebook profile as well as their friends profiles, looking for any conversations involving themselves. This person often has no love life and lives vicariously through other people on facebook.

Megan: "Who you Face Boning?"
Lauren: "Oh... I thought I saw my name on this hot guy's page."
Megan: "You're such a loser."

by Hidya Wife Hidya Kids February 20, 2011

boging

Smoking Cigarettes. Origin: Collegiate School

Shit, my moms just caught me boging

by Winnie April 24, 2004

boeing

Word used to describe a type of sexual play dealing with a toy and someone's behind.

"Oh dear, it seems he is boeing me in the arse" said the random guy to his best friend.

by Anonymous Q May 28, 2007

boying life

To 'boy life' is to generally be a boy about something, usually a specific action that fails miserably. To understand this term, you must first understand what 'being a boy' is: to 'be a boy' is not only to act in an immature manner, but to be generally unsuccessful at something or to to do something in such a way that it seems you have little experience of it. If you are 'boying life' then you are in the process of being a boy. The term implies that you have a dysfunctional method that you choose to live your life by, and is the cause of your failures. It is a fairly serious cuss or gun but is often recieved as a humerous statement.

Hatchin: Oi catch up you nutcase

Nick: Nah you wait up for me, i grazed my knee remember...

Hatchin: Shuuuup you f****** pussy'ole and stop boying life

Nick: (silenced)

by Hatchin7 February 4, 2008

Eskimo Boxing

A fighting contest where both parties stand stationary, facing one another at less than arms reach.They take turns throwing single punches to the face. You are not allowed to block or dodge the punches. The winner is the last one standing. It is similar to roshambo.

Eskimo boxing is just like bloody knuckles but with your face.

by iamnoone December 19, 2008

Fart Boxing

An event where two people trade off cracking farts until one is either out of farts or can no longer stand the smell of his opponents flatus.

Wayne was defeated in an early morning fart boxing match when he admittedly could not take the smell of Joe's bout winning spinach fart.

by dickenballs April 1, 2011

Fart Boxing

When two people are performing oral on each other's asshole. Just like 69 but with the ass instead. The act of two people tongue-punching the other's fart-box.

Bro, me and Jane had a Fart Boxing match last night. It lasted 3 rounds before she got KO'd.

by ragekageTheD February 23, 2015