Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'
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Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.
In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.
by yes juanito yes October 25, 2014
Get the bleached corpses mug.Blecch is a way of conveying that something is gross or disgusting. People use this word for things that taste icky or look or smell gross, etc. The cs and hs at the end of the world emphasize that it's pronounced guttural at the back of the throat. For more dramatic effect, it can be written BLEACCCHHH!
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Lottie: Let's go to Airlie Beach for our summer holidays. I love swimming at the beach.
Bonnie: No, you can't swim in summer time because of the stingers.
Lottie: What about winter?
Bonnie: Too cold.
Lottie: So we can't swim in the ocean... Isn't there a giant pool? I think its called Airlie Beach Lagoon ??
Bonnie: Siff, you could probably get pregnant from swimming in that thing!
Bonnie: No, you can't swim in summer time because of the stingers.
Lottie: What about winter?
Bonnie: Too cold.
Lottie: So we can't swim in the ocean... Isn't there a giant pool? I think its called Airlie Beach Lagoon ??
Bonnie: Siff, you could probably get pregnant from swimming in that thing!
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by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008
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