baseball hugs

“Good luck team, and Bailey hit the hell out of the ball you can do it. Text me after every game. GO TEAM, put your team on the map... ((Baseball hugs)) Aunt Pat!
Aunt Pat gives the best baseball hugs.
by #Baseballhugs March 10, 2018
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baseball hoodie

Socal’s Sundevils famous for the Macho man always wearing a hoodie underneath his baseball jersey no matter the weather hot or cold one must always wear the hoodie
We’re winning today macho man wore the baseball hoodie
by Baseball hoodie July 14, 2022
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baseball hoodie

SoCal Sundevils Eric Camacho invented the baseball hoodie hot or cold weather one must always wear the baseball hoodie under a baseball jersey
The power or rally of the baseball hoodie
by Baseball hoodie July 14, 2022
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baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou March 31, 2016
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Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.
by ZeroSage August 20, 2018
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Drowning my baseballs

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.
I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.
by TheLyoness March 12, 2023
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A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
by Exxacto February 20, 2023
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