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head em off at the pass 

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing
if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass

joined at the hip 

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)
The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins 

When a slut/whore or nymphomaniac comes to a small town and fucks every avaliable man in a relatively short time, hence being given the title as the "town bicycle." (i.e.: everyone gets a ride),then leaves to move onto the next town or truck stop where the cycle continues. (apparently this phrase is used in country Australia)
Drunk: Hey mate! Where's that 2 bob whore that was around here yesterday?
Pub Owner: You poor bloke, you didn't get any?
Drunk:No?
Pub owner: That shiela already Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

last kick at the cat 

A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.
This will be the coach's last kick at the cat to win a championship; he's retiring after this year.

dropping the kids at the pool 

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!
Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

get at them 

To mack the oppsite sex. Also means to holla.
It is hard for me to talk to people unless they are girls and I am trying to get at them.
get at them by DJ Daddy Mack April 2, 2006