by Izzyluvs ashton July 10, 2022
conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
by vubbo April 12, 2021
A medium sized, very attractive male usually with brown eyes and an a amazing heart! If you get on his bad side, most likely you will never get off of it but will always want to. If you are nice to him he will forever love you and will never talk behind your back and will treat you with care! He is very humorous and will always cheer you up if you are upset. He will always knows what to say in rough times! He’s not always the skinniest person, but is usually very strong and extremely cute! All the girls want him! Also very good in the bed and never fails to pleasure. Everyone wants a friend like Him
by Kindest December 29, 2017
A beautiful woman, amazing friend, southern as fried chicken and more intelligent than Einstein. She will always make you smlie, listen to you when you have a bad day and beat down ant bitch that try to fuck with her bestie ..so WATCH out! Extremely awesome!
Stacy: Whose that girl!?
Laura: that's Ashton cherry!
Stacy: wow! I want to be Ashton cherry when I grow up!
Laura: that's Ashton cherry!
Stacy: wow! I want to be Ashton cherry when I grow up!
by LooNOLA January 02, 2017
when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.
I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.
by spread mollusk September 02, 2017
Also known as "The Hot One," everyone likes him. He is like the god of cuteness. The girl in group six from school that sits next to Ethan really likes him.
by Liam Davis Jr. April 10, 2019