Area in Sydney full of bogans, lads and drug addicts who think theyre hot shit by saying "Eshays"
Telopean 1 - "Hey mate wanna go smoke some pot in Telopea?"

Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"
by Anti bogan August 23, 2009
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Located Next to telopea public school,
and Coles (BILO R.I.P) and The Bottleshop

Where all the Junior Junkies ( Around the age when junkies start smoking and drinking, 9 yrs old - 18 yrs old)

sit around,
Smoke, Drink

and pick on thomas brown when he walks past.
John Tai: Ay B'o you wanna go to the skate park, hit up the Bong and drink some VB moit!

Some other FOB: Eshayyzzzz braaah!!
im a sickcunt!!!

Telopea Skatepark
by Brother Robert Sutton May 21, 2009
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An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.
Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit
by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022
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a school full of dumbasses in which saying one word will get you bashed. student services doesn't do shit in that school, they sit around on there asses hanging LGBT flags in every corner of the hallways. most teachers are above the age of 60 and on the verge of death, students think they're cool for wearing Nike tn's and acting like eshays. the bathrooms smell like vapes and weed
telopean 1: you hear about that school near manuka, telopea park school?
telopean 2: yeah I went there. it's shit
by barkbark123_4 September 11, 2023
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