Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.

"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Pro-anus

Someone who is so pro you cant call them an asshole but you normally would.

"ER MER GERD! That nerd is totally pro-anus!"

by Amazanus July 12, 2014

Anus Cheeseburger

When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.

Mommy, heat me up an Anus Cheeseburger.

by Caillou’s Asshole May 2, 2019

animal anus

animus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus

by ElectricLife September 21, 2014

Anus Geyser

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus

“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.

by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023

Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022