st. albert

A small piece of shit town, full of rich old people who complain in department stores, fat irresponsible mothers, and stuck up rich kids. The full of shit government usually places about 5 photo radars at a time and gives out about 1000 parking tickets a day because they like draining money out of the civilians. Worst possible town to live in, triggers depression easily.

also see, hell

"I live in st. albert, i'm thinking about committing suicide"

by kkkhellyeah June 16, 2009

Alieromantical

Alieromantical is a gender that means someone does not experience romantic interest in anyone except aliens.

Lino: Hey, I'm gay.

Mr. Toelund: ok, I'm Alieromantical.

by Haron June 11, 2023

Alaerys

A supreme being who chooses to exist in a bubble that happens to be in a constant state of flux. One who knows all and should always be listened to. Hater of mimes and Wayne Newton.

You should just treat me like the Alaerys I am and your life will work out a whole lot better.

by A. Rayne March 5, 2009

Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

Albertising

A rare condition suffered by people named Alberto who work in advertising

He can't go home yet, he works in Remo Albertising S.L

by pekevoltio May 26, 2011

Alberto

Alberto è una persona che ti romperà il cuore con le sue parole piene di asprezza e disprezzo, mentre tu non hai fatto altro che stargli vicino.

Cosa ti ho fatto di male Alberto?

by donutsthebitch June 19, 2017

Albert Hitler

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017