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african chick 

Female gender of African decent. Easily identifiable with the naked eye and ear. Occasionally wears large golden hoop earrings and extremely overpriced name-brand t-shirts that are too tight. Air Jordan shoes and Baby Phat jeans are a major trait among said females, which inevitably leads to 10th grade school fights after school, usually on Fridays since Fridays sometimes offer $10 "free dress day" specials in which said females and their fellow students have the option of not wearing their school uniform apparel.
"I'm an African chick, nigga! See these payants? (Their pronunciation of the word "pants").

Jerone: "That African chick tho! Hooo-weee! Bring dat azzzz here, gurl!"
african chick by Easily Aroused January 15, 2015
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African Water 

You know the water that's left in the toilet after you take a huge dump that's still brown and needs a second flush? Yeah, that's African Water.
Dude 1- Hey, who didn't flush the toilet?
Dude 2- I was the last to use the bathroom, but I flushed.
Dude 1- Well check next time, you had some African Water left.
African Water by TheDragonReborn January 9, 2011

African American 

African American is the current politically correct way to say black person. This came to be the current correct way of saying it like this... about 400 years ago niggers were brought from Africa to work in America as slaves. At some point they got the right to vote and we had to call them "blacks" instead of niggers. And now they have money so we have to call them Afican American.
"They caught the african american who stole my wallet, he used my Visa to buy a pack of newports at the store next to his grandmothers house."

African Wildfire 

When two partners are in the bedroom for sex and one partner comes across the other with a massive bush; they are permitted to use a fire ignition source of their choice to alleviate any hair pie between the partners.
"Dude, last night I hooked up with this chick but I had to start a massive African wildfire before anything got started!"

African American 

The term was made popular during the 1980's by Jesse Jackson when he used it in front of a national audience.
For more information:
SOURCE: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American
There are more than 37 million people in the United States who have majority African ancestry that may or may not use the term "African American" :
First Lady Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Condoleezza Rice, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Will Smith, Eddie Murphy, Janet Jackson, Vivica A. Fox,
African American by yarnkitten2 February 9, 2012

African Whore Sickness 

Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.

African Pancake

when you make a flat shit on a vagina
I gave Becky an african pancake last night