Irish abortion

Binge drinking until you miscarry, as Irish women are forced to do because of their Catholic government.

"Ugh, I think I'm pregnant. Glad it's St. Paddy's; no one will know I'm giving myself an Irish abortion tonight."

by annies__boobs April 24, 2014

Irish Abortion

The preferred method of abortion in Ireland, where instead of getting an actual abortion, someone uppercuts the woman directly in the womb.

Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!

by Jpen4 January 1, 2020

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

Adoptionsplain

When a person who has not experienced being adopted and the challenges that come with it - feel a need to educate actual adoptees on their personal experience.

Bob told Lori she was "overreacting" for being upset that she has no idea what her biological background is and that she has abandonment issues. Bob is adoptionsplaining.

by Hbeee June 21, 2017

abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

adoration whore

A person, male or female, who has to have the "spotlight" shining on them & will do almost anything to insure that it does even to the point of making other people look bad,

He is such a adoration whore.

by Scoop Johnson February 4, 2018

adotion

When you want to adopt something but you’re not alowed/or you can’t . (Means no adoption)

I asked my auntie if we can adopt the cat she said adotion (no adoption)

by ELDenny May 12, 2018