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The act of organizing one's bedroom.

to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ones bed, covering up ones dirty laundry in ones bed & last but not least perform the ultimate orgasm spectrum in the bed. for the sake of having a bed in the bedroom
The act of organizing one's bedroom.

dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!
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The Saad Act 

The Act of giving out drugged Candy and inviting 4th graders usually in a Rusty Old Van's.
The Creepy Old Man asked the kids if they wanted candy and his specialty The Saad Act.
The Saad Act by Rusty Lawn Mower November 30, 2018
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a singer who got his/her/their start in acting.
Demi Lovato is an ex act from the disney channel, and the best ex act; in my opinion.
ex act by iprayforyourpeace February 16, 2022

lend lease act

What I've apparantley failed to mention, senor jb has failed to correct.

His incorrect and quite preposterous assertion that 'by the turn of the nineteenth century it was already producing more industrial goods than the rest of the world' is very much a joke. How 4.6% of the worlds population, living in 6.1% fo the total land area of the world can outproduce the rest of it is beyond logical thinking. While the united states may have been the country producing the most industrial goods, it was unlikely that per person it was the most or was, as this joker claims, making more than the rest of the world combined. The next coherable sentence (jb sure is smoking something, which is affecting his 'facts' and understandable english. Give me some of what you're smoking!) is about a status quo being interrupted? I'll assume this is a piss poor pseudo-intellectual statement, and that you actually meant I'm angry at america for whatever reason. Elaborate.


And didn't the commies in yugoslavia fund themselves with he marshall plan money?
You gotta learn revisionist history, and ease off the waccy baccy.

Selfless Act 

When you do something that has no actions on yourself. Like if you jump off a building, no one cared so you're self-less.
When you are the only one that likes your definitions that is considered a 'selfish act'. I mean selfless act. My bad.
Selfless Act by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Spag Act 

Someone who tries to act like a spag, but fails miserably and comes across as a lonely idiot.
That John's a right spag act.
Spag Act by Emerlee October 12, 2003

heinous act of compassion 

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."