1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter 2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."