alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.
As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.
by zin90 March 14, 2018
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On Facts

Similar to “on everything” used to exemplify you’re telling the truth
Him: “Bro you did not used to date her.”
Me: “On facts, I did!”
by realahhgirl.1739 December 27, 2024
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On facts

Agreeing or emphasizing a statement or feeling of emotion.
Person 1: It’s cold out side.

Person 2: On facts
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Ralph Fact

A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"

Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"

Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021
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Describes when two individuals who are thought to hate each other actually love each other or may even be in a romance
Sarah and Daniel are fighting all time, what's the fuss between them?

Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc
by NZJSJ November 17, 2023
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national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.
“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”
by petitebunni January 01, 2023
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