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Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.
Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
by Kalisiin January 7, 2011
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Window To Heaven

When a woman wears a button up shirt and its tight across her boobs, and the shirt comes open between the buttons.....you can see inside her shirt and see her boobs!!
Christie, thats a tight shirt you have on today, i can actually see a "window to heaven"
by Steve Dempsey June 1, 2009
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window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.
If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!
by JBeez March 30, 2013
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window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.
"Damn! One brick and that window drop."
by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014
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Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.
Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning
by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008
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pimp windows

Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.
It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...
by wordshark November 6, 2007
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window bopping

Also known as window flitting. When you log into and/or frequently visit a select group of websites quickly and repeatedly in the same window. Often coincides with lollergagging.

NOTE: Does not refer to simply surfing the net.
"I can totally see her logging in and out of gmail and facebook - she must be window bopping."
by Ambernikki February 9, 2009
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