willy washer

Someone who cleans willy's by oral suction.

Those Willy Washers get some amount of pay for a days job.

by rws80085 April 24, 2007

willy pop

to hit someone in their nuts

I willy popped Shane so hard he puked.

by kurt October 3, 2004

willy juice

spunk, semen, jizz, goober - obvious, innit?

get willy juice in your girl's minge and she'll get pregnant, innit

by schnecke September 14, 2008

Drippy willy

When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness

Iv got drippy willy now

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018

Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

Tilly willy

A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.

Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!

by Peterfile June 10, 2020

Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011